Turkish Trots
Parisian Plop
American Ass Lump
Tasmanian Turd
Portugese Poo
Russian Runs
Dutch Diarrhoea
Danish dump
Shanghai Shits
Korean Crap
Slight burning in your anal ring = Johnny Cash Syndrome, also known as the Ring of Fire!
Friday, November 9, 2007
Thursday, November 8, 2007
sports diasters
like sonia o sullivan shitting on paula radclifs face
like michelle smith smearing the pool after she failed her urine test bein ridden by cian o connor round the national aquatic centre, least she still has her medals
like prince naseem being finger fuked by an islamic penknife
like john virgo backing himself onto his snooker cue
as david beckem looks on simulataneoulsy giving rebecca loos dirty sanchez
like bernard langer rimming his hole in one
better than setanta o hailpín digging a sliotar out of his asshole with a hurly
like michelle smith smearing the pool after she failed her urine test bein ridden by cian o connor round the national aquatic centre, least she still has her medals
like prince naseem being finger fuked by an islamic penknife
like john virgo backing himself onto his snooker cue
as david beckem looks on simulataneoulsy giving rebecca loos dirty sanchez
like bernard langer rimming his hole in one
better than setanta o hailpín digging a sliotar out of his asshole with a hurly
Tuesday, November 6, 2007
Our fave tv personalities!
like marty wheelen banging his bell end of mick murphys face while they spin the wheel
pauline fowler the fuckin bleach blonde dyke douching her dried out pussy in the albert swaure launderette
pauline fowler the fuckin bleach blonde dyke douching her dried out pussy in the albert swaure launderette
Disturbing swelling?painful itch?maybe its one of the following:
bigger than fergies swollen pussy lips after she was rimmed by an unshaven dyke at weight watchers
u wer as sore as stephan hawkins after he was raped by the mir space station
like pete burns rimming his own muscle cunt wit his botox lips as his prick of a husbad jizzed in his ear
u wer as sore as stephan hawkins after he was raped by the mir space station
like pete burns rimming his own muscle cunt wit his botox lips as his prick of a husbad jizzed in his ear
James guide to getting the ride!
like a slut runnin for the mornin after pill after bein fucked in a ditch out the back of cubins
finger fuked down n paul street outside the gingerbread house
raped dwn grafton street after seeing tat prick twink in the gaiety
finger fuked down n paul street outside the gingerbread house
raped dwn grafton street after seeing tat prick twink in the gaiety
Sunday, November 4, 2007
haha
be" like mar opend the door to find pauline rimming her husband,like pauline fowler over shitting on sonia and her lesbian lover"
Cirque de backpussy
Sure look at himself over lubing up that muscle cunt with his own crocodile tears
Sure its flyin out quicker than prince charles spunk all over camilla's hairy chin
Sure its like Ann Widdecombe felching Gordon Brown in a pair of comfy suede slippers
Sure he was so excited he was slipping in his own shart needless to say
Needless to say it's like Camilla sharting as she backed it on to charles face for a 69
Sure its flyin out quicker than prince charles spunk all over camilla's hairy chin
Sure its like Ann Widdecombe felching Gordon Brown in a pair of comfy suede slippers
Sure he was so excited he was slipping in his own shart needless to say
Needless to say it's like Camilla sharting as she backed it on to charles face for a 69
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