Unfortunate Illnesses

Turkish Trots

Parisian Plop

American Ass Lump

Tasmanian Turd

Portugese Poo

Russian Runs

Dutch Diarrhoea

Danish dump

Shanghai Shits

Korean Crap

Slight burning in your anal ring = Johnny Cash Syndrome, also known as the Ring of Fire!

sports diasters

like sonia o sullivan shitting on paula radclifs face

like michelle smith smearing the pool after she failed her urine test bein ridden by cian o connor round the national aquatic centre, least she still has her medals
like prince naseem being finger fuked by an islamic penknife

like john virgo backing himself onto his snooker cue

as david beckem looks on simulataneoulsy giving rebecca loos dirty sanchez


like bernard langer rimming his hole in one


better than setanta o hailpín digging a sliotar out of his asshole with a hurly

Our fave tv personalities!

like marty wheelen banging his bell end of mick murphys face while they spin the wheel


pauline fowler the fuckin bleach blonde dyke douching her dried out pussy in the albert swaure launderette

Disturbing swelling?painful itch?maybe its one of the following:

bigger than fergies swollen pussy lips after she was rimmed by an unshaven dyke at weight watchers

u wer as sore as stephan hawkins after he was raped by the mir space station

like pete burns rimming his own muscle cunt wit his botox lips as his prick of a husbad jizzed in his ear

James guide to getting the ride!

like a slut runnin for the mornin after pill after bein fucked in a ditch out the back of cubins

finger fuked down n paul street outside the gingerbread house

raped dwn grafton street after seeing tat prick twink in the gaiety

haha

be" like mar opend the door to find pauline rimming her husband,like pauline fowler over shitting on sonia and her lesbian lover"

Cirque de backpussy

Sure look at himself over lubing up that muscle cunt with his own crocodile tears

Sure its flyin out quicker than prince charles spunk all over camilla's hairy chin

Sure its like Ann Widdecombe felching Gordon Brown in a pair of comfy suede slippers

Sure he was so excited he was slipping in his own shart needless to say

Needless to say it's like Camilla sharting as she backed it on to charles face for a 69

new names

catherine crack, fergal front bum,marie minge,gerldine gash,amy ass,stephanie smooth area,alan anus,garry gash,pricilla puster,paty prunani,mary muff,leona langer,billy balls, camilla codine shit,sarah sack,alex ahole,breda breast reduction,mandy man boobs :P

chris view on the royal family

camilla the stupid bitch rimmin charles hairy back pussy,
be like camilla when she got caught lickin out princess eugenie,while fingering the dutchess of york....the dutchess of pork, slowly finger fuking princess beatrich at a michael jackson concert,
e like puttin up pics of camilla rimmin dianas mangled pussy while bein fukd from behind by a corgi
lisa marie presley over flickin her bean in excitement looking for her kidz

how wrong

face like he sat on that green dome on top the four courts and contracted a bad dose of hepatitis off it